Best Short Jokes Of All Time For Adults | Vignette #167

2021.09.20 15:19 dealmein923 Best Short Jokes Of All Time For Adults | Vignette #167

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2021.09.20 15:19 CookiesJars Rate 1994 Miss Universe and Bollywood actress Sushmita Sen

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2021.09.20 15:19 Blu9Sky9Blu Can you cancel an order if there isn’t a VIN?

Dealer says I can’t make changes but I’m at priority 10, I haven’t been scheduled and no VIN. I’m thinking about canceling and reordering, is that possible?
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2021.09.20 15:19 FizzyVimto420 Spent my birthday weekend in Manchester, would've been rude not to get a pic :)

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2021.09.20 15:19 alper US to relax EU and UK travel restrictions for vaccinated passengers

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2021.09.20 15:19 livewallpaperworld Now that's what i like to call fine dining!

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2021.09.20 15:19 Soul699 Poor Genos

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2021.09.20 15:19 gloomshot_bot Xqcow Montage | Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Highlights | Aug-Sep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ_s81ODiAY

Clip # Title Author Curator Score Source Direct Link
#1 [00:00] Xqc get the true COD experience xqcow stewartw642 13.623479999999999 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#2 [00:45] xqcow clip xqcow z9_plasmahh 2.1920955647999993 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#3 [01:13] xqcow clip xqcow tttttru 13.221849599999997 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#4 [01:38] ROLLED BY ZOOMER xqcow vegardand 0.16992 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#5 [02:15] WH OMEGALUL xqcow wheezyc0ffin 0.26952 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#6 [03:02] XQC picks a fight xqcow candyclaim 0.1342 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#7 [03:27] FAZE EZ Clap xqcow pxlm4n 0.12672 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#8 [03:55] xQc Called the N Word in COD Game xqcow stealthclownbowling 1.1573 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#9 [04:16] xqc communicates with his teammates xqcow tangyorange420 1.2367084799999999 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#10 [04:41] good game xqcow panderbeast 11.0671600410624 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#11 [05:01] xqc popping off against racists xqcow valiice 1.6704 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#12 [05:34] lul xqcow rejraa 0.53196 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#13 [06:05] BAY ZED xqcow 3vn__ 2.1374400000000002 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#14 [06:42] monkas xqcow deecheeto 0.606 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#15 [07:16] xQc sniper rage xqcow zaccyjaccy 0.2059 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#16 [08:10] xqcow clip xqcow zaccyjaccy 0.2066736 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#17 [08:47] Winston aim OMEGALUL xqcow dboyawsome 0.177 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#18 [09:15] XQC TRUEING on old Cod vs new Cod easter eggs xqcow juicethunder 0.3726 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
#19 [10:15] xQc banned from COD xqcow daruka_el_bosso 10.65 twitch_clips_discovery [CLICK]
Clip # | Created | Changes Made:--:|:--:|:--:
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final volume: 0.029844215688104393", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.52, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "lower_3rd_dur": 19, "chat_error": "No messages.", "add_texts": "Added texts: ' curator: tttttru'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 51}#4 [01:38] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.772000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.05410118673797451 - final volume: 0.040805742415018886", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.25, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-24.8, -3.4 -> multiplier 1.2", "lower_3rd_dur": 27, "chat_error": "No messages.", "add_texts": "Added texts: 'ROLLED BY ZOOMER', ' curator: vegardand'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 63}#5 [02:15] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.767000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.012185266951182463 - final volume: 0.012002382602161459", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.42, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "lower_3rd_dur": 35, "chat_error": "No messages.", "add_texts": "Added texts: 'WH OMEGALUL', ' curator: wheezyc0ffin'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 79}#6 [03:02] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.773000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.07860699548165831 - final volume: 0.05540257881510757", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.44, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-21.7, -2.4 -> multiplier 1.28", "lower_3rd_dur": 19, "chat_error": "No messages.", "add_texts": "Added texts: 'XQC picks a fight', ' curator: candyclaim'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 47}#7 [03:27] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.774000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.025979141138884797 - final volume: 0.017563171036309725", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.51, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-30.8, -2.3 -> multiplier 1.29", "lower_3rd_dur": 21, "chat_error": "No messages.", "add_texts": "Added texts: 'FAZE EZ Clap', ' curator: pxlm4n'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 52}#8 [03:55] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.762000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.026188566794469587 - final volume: 0.030113518847647635", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.53, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-30.5, -7.4 -> multiplier 1.1", "lower_3rd_dur": 16, "chat_objs": 577, "top_emotes": {"xqcOmega": 11, "LUL": 8, "zoilPea": 3}, "add_texts": "Added texts: 'xQc Called the N Word in COD Game', ' curator: stealthclownbowling'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 52}#9 [04:16] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.760000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.03231943013875261 - final volume: 0.026457613347330655", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.34, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-27.8, -4.7 -> multiplier 1.09", "lower_3rd_dur": 19, "chat_error": "'fragments'", "add_texts": "Added texts: 'xqc communicates with his teammates', ' curator: tangyorange420'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 57}#10 [04:41] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.753000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.10890484712682207 - final volume: 0.065191410028489", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.25, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-18.9, -1.2 -> multiplier 1.39", "lower_3rd_dur": 14, "chat_objs": 595, "top_emotes": {"TriHard": 39, "xqcOmega": 16, "xqcL": 9}, "add_texts": "Added texts: 'good game', ' curator: panderbeast'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 44}#11 [05:01] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.759000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.02769783728320582 - final volume: 0.03414731685386067", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.44, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-29.8, -8.1 -> multiplier 1.16", "lower_3rd_dur": 25, "chat_error": "'fragments'", "add_texts": "Added texts: 'xqc popping off against racists', ' curator: valiice'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 68}#12 [05:34] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.764000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.07129020010947659 - final volume: 0.053165794826635554", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.48, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-21.5, -3.3 -> multiplier 1.21", "lower_3rd_dur": 23, "chat_error": "'fragments'", "add_texts": "Added texts: ' curator: rejraa'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 57}#13 [06:05] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.758000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.049578150970624145 - final volume: 0.038135015006611296", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.38, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-25.8, -3.5 -> multiplier 1.19", "lower_3rd_dur": 28, "chat_error": "'fragments'", "add_texts": "Added texts: 'BAY ZED', ' curator: 3vn_'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 76}#14 [06:42] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.763000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.0364533570613352 - final volume: 0.03596119125504229", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.73, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "lower_3rd_dur": 25, "chat_objs": 600, "top_emotes": {"LUL": 27, "BatChest": 14, "xqcL": 6}, "add_texts": "Added texts: 'monkas', ' curator: deecheeto'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 78}#15 [07:16] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.769000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.021862260678412505 - final volume: 0.02490258588379817", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.32, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-30.7, -7.3 -> multiplier 1.09", "lower_3rd_dur": 41, "chat_objs": 589, "top_emotes": {"LUL": 14, "xqcOmega": 6, "xqcMood": 4}, "add_texts": "Added texts: 'xQc sniper rage', ' curator: zaccyjaccy'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 113}#16 [08:10] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.768000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.04430900724465604 - final volume: 0.037399161815004606", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.35, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-26.9, -4.5 -> multiplier 1.11", "lower_3rd_dur": 28, "chat_error": "'fragments'", "add_texts": "Added texts: ' curator: zaccyjaccy'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 73}#17 [08:47] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.771000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.013117019003428291 - final volume: 0.02635898214062551", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.45, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "volume_changed": "-37.6, -18.5 -> multiplier 2.38", "lower_3rd_dur": 21, "chat_objs": 626, "top_emotes": {"xqcS": 23, "LUL": 13, "xqcHead": 9}, "add_texts": "Added texts: 'Winston aim OMEGALUL', ' curator: dboyawsome'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 66}#18 [09:15] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.765000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.03395166720061093 - final volume: 0.033667803538405185", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.68, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "lower_3rd_dur": 45, "chat_error": "'fragments'", "add_texts": "Added texts: 'XQC TRUEING on old Cod vs new Cod easter eggs', ' curator: juicethunder'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 110}#19 [10:15] | 2021-09-19 13:36:43.755000 | {"version": "3/22/2021", "clip_volume": "0.03604746361373895 - final volume: 0.035711204091448935", "found": "no category folder", "stillness": 0.53, "fps": "60.0->30", "resize": "1920,1080 -> 1280, 720", "lower_3rd_dur": 35, "chat_objs": 595, "top_emotes": {"LUL": 9, "xqcOmega": 6, "BatChest": 4}, "add_texts": "Added texts: 'xQc banned from COD', ' curator: daruka_el_bosso'", "duration_subtract": 0.05, "elapsed_secs": 95} submitted by gloomshot_bot to gloomshot [link] [comments]


2021.09.20 15:19 mostlymeow Super fit man with covid 18 months ago now faces heart transplant from covid effects

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10007091/Super-fit-Sydney-man-38-faces-heart-transplant-Covid-19-scarred-organs.html
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2021.09.20 15:19 alper DoorDash to offer alcohol delivery in effort to take on rivals

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2021.09.20 15:19 Still_Contest_3879 Camouflage outfit

What would you all say is the best MARPAT camo outfit for airsoft?
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2021.09.20 15:19 Hyperame8bit my first attempt to recreate something in minecraft

screenshot from "Your name"
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2021.09.20 15:19 _TheRealZero Hello, I'm new to iOS developing and I tried uploading my game on App Store but it always returns 1.0 Binary Rejected. What can I do?

Sep 14, 2021 at 12:41 AMFrom Apple Other App Store Review Guideline Issue Hello,
The review of your app is taking longer than expected. Once we have completed our review, we will notify you via Resolution Center.
If you would like to inquire about the status of this review, you may file a request via the Apple Developer Contact Us page.
Best regards,
App Store Review
I have waited 6 days without doing anything but its still rejected..
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2021.09.20 15:19 suralya Monday mood

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2021.09.20 15:19 -softysugar She likes to smell things ^^

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2021.09.20 15:19 WhileFalseRepeat TIL it's possible for complex communications with someone who is dreaming. Researchers of one study found two-way communications during REM sleep is possible when study participants (having confirmed lucid dreams) answered questions correctly via eye movement - even solving simple math equations.

TIL it's possible for complex communications with someone who is dreaming. Researchers of one study found two-way communications during REM sleep is possible when study participants (having confirmed lucid dreams) answered questions correctly via eye movement - even solving simple math equations. submitted by WhileFalseRepeat to todayilearned [link] [comments]


2021.09.20 15:19 livewallpaperworld Now that's what i like to call fine dining!

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2021.09.20 15:19 alper Business School Briefing: Win awards for positive societal change and learn adaptability lessons from showbiz

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2021.09.20 15:19 alper BioNTech/Pfizer Covid vaccine triggers ‘robust’ response in younger children

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2021.09.20 15:19 musicallysoundsinger How can I help myself?

Hello!
I (24f) met a guy (21m) on reddit last year through a sub and we mainly just joked around. I added him on discord last month and I talked to him a lot on there. I got attached to him fairly quickly and started crushing on him. I started doubting how he felt about me. I felt that I was annoying him because I tended to initiate conversations. We talked about it after I sent a long message to him and he said he didn't think that about me, and if I ever felt those thoughts were getting strong, to let him know and he'd reassure me. I felt bad about it because it wasn't his responsibility to help me feel secure.
I've been trying to get over him because my feelings have affected our friendship negatively. He didn't feel the same about me but still wanted to be friends. We talked about my feelings again last night, and he asked if I needed another break (we just came off from one after nearly 2 weeks). After that, he suggested not talking anymore.
I feel really sad about it and I hate that I started to like him. I basically ruined our friendship by getting attached.
How can I help myself move on from him altogether?
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2021.09.20 15:19 Frequent-King6075 what was the hardest thing you've ever done in your life?

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2021.09.20 15:19 This_Is_The_End How to promote an evil image of a county on the example of the European Parliament

Whenever a country is getting blamed, half truths are not far. This is just an example from Europe and is common basically in all of media and I want here include US and media from China as well.
This is a concerned letter of some member of the European Parliament. accusing Gazprom to manipulate prices for gas Europe.

The demand for energy in Asia is a huge determining factor for price levels for gas. Gazprom doesn't want to deliver more gas to low prices than necessary, like in the past. This is IMHO a cheap attempt to make an attack on Nord Stream 2.
The reading of more than one source or better 3 sources in such cases is of utter importance. It builds the background knowledge for other cases too. I would note the names of the MEP, because the same name surfacing all the time.
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2021.09.20 15:19 alper Carlsen grinds to victory in Norway while Firouzja, 18, surges into world top 10

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